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A Good Friend
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"