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One hundred years from now
It won't matter
What kind of car I drove
What kind of house I lived in
How much money I had in the bank
Nor what my cloths looked like
BUT
The world may be a little better
Because, I was important
In the life of a child.

(excerpt from "Within My Power" by Forest Witcraft)

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten." (Lilo & Stitch)

 

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

 

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

 

"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience"

 

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

 Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

  What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night.

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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The more I learn, the less I understand.

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

 "My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.

If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

 Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

 I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! 

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'.